Shelley Has Opinions

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 64: U-Pick Fruit Farms

Roll up your sleeves, Shelley Gang, because we need all hands on deck to harvest the ripe opinions on this episode. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie chat about the pros and cons of U-Pick Fruit Farms— is the majestic delight of the outdoors worth the lack of a Farmerology degree? Can a two-year-old keep from eating the fruit right off the vine? And, most importantly: where live farms? Plus, "Peanut Butter and Shelley" teaches the Shelley Gang what to do with Thanksgiving leftovers.

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 63: Buffets

Grab a big plate, Shelley Gang, and get a heapin' helping of the Chatfield Girls. Your favorite girlos talk about the pros and cons of buffets, none of which include a pet food buffet. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie giggle at the thought of Holly being a woman of means, and everyone gets to use the soft-serve ice cream machine at the end. Plus, "What's Your Name?" brings a name generator for serious artists.

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 62: Recliners

Kick back and relax, Shelley Gang! The Chatfield Sisters have talked about the pros and cons of recliners, and they want you to be as comfortable as possible. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie talk about pleather vs. upholstery, sitcom dads, and Lieutenant Worf's Enterprise-D recliner. Plus, the girlos chose their Celebrity Uncles!

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 61: Worst Monster to Babysit

Mr. and Mrs. Swamp Monster want to go out on a date, and they need someone to watch their precious little angel! The Chatfield Girls show up for an all-sister special to talk about which monster would be the most horrible to babysit—Shelley mentions an anti-Christ no one has ever heard of, and there's a whole lot of talk about "Hotel Transylvania 3." Plus, the Chatfield Sisters review their 2017 Halloween Resolutions and make some new ones for the upcoming year.

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 60: Haunted Houses

Haunted houses are composed of three things: Disneyland, Pokemon, and Bear Beans. The Chatfield Girls give the pros and cons of haunted houses, and they also imagine a scary movie where The Rock chases a dove around a haunted house. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie don't get too spooked, but maybe you will! Also, "Five Girls Corner" assigns each Chatfield girl to a member of the Scooby-Doo Gang.

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 59: Corn Mazes

It's time for fall to bring its bounty to the Shelley Gang, and that means it's time to get lost all up in a corn maze! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie are all ears as they make a series of left and right turns through the ideology of corn mazes. Are they scary? Are they silly? Is it still a corn maze if it has all of your greatest fears behind every corner? Also, "What's Your Name?" returns with a name generator about The Chatfield Girls' upcoming Young Adult novels.

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 58: Tetherball

The Chatfield Girls are all fists as they talk about the playground favorite Tetherball. Holly, Shelley, and Julie talk about the origins (9th century heads-on-sticks? Maypoles?) and what a Gentleman's Game of Tetherball looks like, as well as naming the hometown tetherball heroes (paging Daniel Ulmer, Jeff Moss, and Bobby Wilson). The girlos get presidential by referencing Woodrow Wilson and Chester A. Arthur, and they discuss which metal makes the best fists. Plus, Julie introduces "You Could Pay Me," a segment where the girls reveal the weird body tricks they wish they could monetize.

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 57: Origami

Fold yourself into the ancient art of listening to the Chatfield Girls talking about origami. There is some lascivious talk of tongue origami, as well as an in-depth discussion about a Girlo Prank that Julie did on a boy in high school involving origami (you're on blast, Martin Terrazas!). Ramp up your "foine" motor skills and get your ears on this episode! Plus, Shelley brings a bite of fall by presenting a recipe for pumpkin chocolate chip cookies in "Peanut Butter and Shelley."

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 56: Tie Dye

Peace and love, groovy babies. The Chatfield Girls are coming at Tie Dye with a newfound respect for the multi-colored artform. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie are digging deep, ya dig? Also, the segment "Good Thing, Bad Thing" reveals that Kellie works in a spatoon factory doing quality assurance. Tie Dye has expanded the girlos' minds, so let it expand yours!

Shelley Has Opinions Episode 55: Best Fun Drink

(*Non-Alcoholic). That asterisk is so very important, Shelley Gang. The Chatfield Girls present their ideas of the best fun drink of all time, and things get wild. And there's not even alcohol involved! Holly, Shelley, Julie, Carlie, and Kellie discuss delightful tastes (chocolate milk, anyone?) and intriguing mascots (OHHH YEAH!), as well as get into the nitty gritty about adding bath water to a fun drink. Plus, "Who's Your Celebrity Grandma?" gets supersized as the girlos each choose a celebrity grandma power couple.