Shelley Has Opinions Episode 58: Tetherball

The Chatfield Girls are all fists as they talk about the playground favorite Tetherball. Holly, Shelley, and Julie talk about the origins (9th century heads-on-sticks? Maypoles?) and what a Gentleman's Game of Tetherball looks like, as well as naming the hometown tetherball heroes (paging Daniel Ulmer, Jeff Moss, and Bobby Wilson). The girlos get presidential by referencing Woodrow Wilson and Chester A. Arthur, and they discuss which metal makes the best fists. Plus, Julie introduces "You Could Pay Me," a segment where the girls reveal the weird body tricks they wish they could monetize.