Shelley Has Opinions Episode 11: Remixes

September 12, 2017

Are you a fan of remixes or are you more of an O.G.? The Chatfield Sisters bat around what a song remix is all about, and they argue about the excellence and artistry of what a remix can be. The girls uncover the origins of Kellie's childhood nicknames and the origins of their vocal impressions of their producer Corbin. Also, they investigate....

REMIX!

Yo, yo, yo, this is a change-up beyond compare. Kellie Coo on the mic, with the poofy hair. Shellikins, havin' opin's, killing the game. Holly loves nicknames, and it's a crying shame.

Julie does not get included in the remix rap, because she hates remixes.

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Shelley[’s Sisters Have] Opinions: Shelley Gang Exclusive—Best Cereal

September 8, 2017

Shelley is not in attendance for this episode, so we have deemed it a Shelley Gang exclusive!

 

Holly, Julie, Carlie, and Kellie put their heads together to come up with their favorite breakfast cereals, but do their choices match Shelley's predictions? We discuss the Lucky Charms shake at Burger King, whose nickname is "Smach," and why Shelley tattled on Holly more than any sibling has ever done before. Can any cereal get mentioned on one podcast as much as the Chatfield sisters mention Froot Loops? Finally, Carlie delivers a hard-hitting look at spittakes in the school choir.

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 10: Best Exotic Animal Pet

August 29, 2017

Join the Chatfield Sisters as they try to figure out what would be the best exotic animal to have as their very own (Note: we don't condone actually owning exotic animals, but isn't it fun to dream?).

The intriguing talking points include throwing peacocks on top of dilapidated houses, Absurdist theatre and its hand motions, and architecture that allows for wall-sized Giant Anaconda tanks. A new segment is introduced, and a new jingle composer is born!

What animal does Shelley choose? Don't worry about it.

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 9: Talent Shows

August 22, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

(Expertly-played xylophone music wafts through the air) The Chatfield Sisters remember a large swath of their childhood as they discuss the pros and cons of talent shows. ("Mmm-hmmm. Mmm-hmmm.") Holly recounts her top three moments from the movie "Dan in Real Life," Julie feels decades-long remorse about a thrift store coat, and Shelley finally gets to meet her lifelong hero, Usher Raymond IV. (Xylophone music still going strong) Put your best foot forward and join the talent show discussion—but beware of the Apollo theatre and its portrayal on a gargantuan television! ("Ohhhhh. Hmmm. Mmm-hmmm!")

Just between us, Shelley Gang: this episode has won Best in Show seventeen times.

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 8: Laser Tag

August 14, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

There's no better way to end summer than to celebrate the sweatiest, smelliest, neonist indoor activity: Laser Tag! The pros and cons of this 90s staple are hashed out, especially the laser tag arena at Fiesta Village in Redlands, California—home of hot dogs that already taste like ketchup. Hunt down the truth mercilessly as Shelley reveals her true feelings on blazer tags...oh, I mean laser tag. And, also blazer tags. As well as regular laser tag.

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 7: Conspiracy Theories

August 12, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

Shhhhhh... "The Man" has been teaching you lies and the Chatfield sisters are here to set you straight. Shelley tells the world the conspiracy theories that keep her up at night, or was that Carlie who says that? The sisters discuss Sir Patrick Stewart's clandestine involvement in the summer's worst movie, Julie's continuing need to impress her friends, and Shelley's brand new cooking segment: Peanut Butter and Shelley. Join us this episode... if you aren't brainwashed by Snopes.com!

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 6: The Best Emoji

August 2, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

A spectral presence enters our lives, as Ghost Julie takes over the fourth Chatfield Sister spot to talk about the best emoji. Shelley reveals her inner age, as she uncovers her true opinions about emojis. Holly says over and over again how much she loves the color red. And Kellie's dogs tell jokes. This episode brought to you by Reese's products, Disney Emoji Blitz, and Squarespace.

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 5: Blanket Tails

July 24, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

Is magic real? Do mermaids (and mermen!) swim on couches all over the world? We get Shelley to admit how she feels about these As-Seen-on-TV blankets and how many mythical entities she believes in. Each Chatfield sister composes a unique birthday song for Shelley, and Holly accidentally reveals the reason for the Shelley Gang. Dive into this podcast with both fins!

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 4: 3D Puzzles

July 19, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

Come with us on an emotional journey of discovery, as we piece together Shelley's opinion on 3D puzzles and Holly's low self-esteem in the face of 3D puzzles. The sisters discuss the distracting sounds of dormant volcanoes, the upcoming and impressive Thanksgiving centerpiece, and giving each Chatfield niece and nephew a 3D grave for Christmas. Also, each sister deals with an emotional rollercoaster throughout the episode--especially Shelley!

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Shelley Has Opinions Episode 3: Dipping Sauces

July 11, 2017

Welcome to the hit new podcast "Shelley Has Opinions," a weekly show where the Chatfield sisters will make wild guesses about their sister Shelley's opinions on silly topics.

 

Out of infinite options, which dipping sauce will reign supreme? Shelley will fill us in, as we explore the worlds of foodie werewolves, buses driving through McDonald's, and the Australian three-sink-knobs system. Also, a McFlurry is not a dipping sauce.

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