Shelley Has Opinions Episode 28: Best Muppet Dinner Companion

February 20, 2018

 It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights. It's time to get the dinner party started with the Chatfield Girls and their favorite Muppets. Will Holly, Julie, and The Mom Joelle convince the shy Shelley that Stadtler and Waldorf really do have more fun? Your favorite girlos decipher who has A-1 scurrability, who makes the best dinner lookout, and which Muppet is the best kisser.

Also, Shelley shares an Olympic recipe in the segment "Peanut Butter and Shelley."


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 27: Stargazing

February 13, 2018

What does the shy Shelley think about studying the multitude of stars? Will Holly, Julie, and Carlie convince her that she is made of star stuff, or is she going to decide to shatter the glass ceiling of celestial science? Also, why won't the Chatfield Girls stop talking about farts?

These questions and more will be answered in this episode of "Shelley Has Opinions"; plus, the segment "What's Your Name?" returns with a Sherlock Holmes twist!


Shelley Has Opinions Bonus Pod: Interview with Joelle Chatfield, The Mom

February 9, 2018

The Chatfield Girls welcome the original Chatfield girl, Joelle Chatfield—this interview asks the hard-hitting questions, like, "What are the worst trash-can words" and "Which Chatfield Girl was the most herself from the womb?" Also, there is a deep, actually meaningful discussion on the Art of Gushing. Listen in!


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 26: Which First—Reading the Book or Seeing the Movie?

January 31, 2018
There are 5 Chatfield sisters in total, 4 Chatfield sisters on this episode, 3 Grammy Awards makeovers, 2 opinions about whether or not you should read the book before you see the movie, and 1 super-silly Shelley Had a Dream segment. Is the Shelley Gang ready to show their moral superiority and make their final ruling on reading the book INSIDE the movie theater?

Also, please please please send in a topic to hear Shelley's opinion on. Email them to or contact us through our website at!


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 25: Best Food Size

January 23, 2018

Are the Shelley Gang's eyes bigger than their stomachs? Literally??? Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie delve into the murky waters of the Food Size industry. Their hard-hitting journalism includes oxymorons, burping, and the state fair conspiracy. J/K, we just make jokes about mini tacos and jumbo shrimp.

Also, Julie introduces the apropos segment "She Swallowed a What?!"


Shelley Has Opinions Bonus Pod: Behind the Scenes & Bloopers

January 18, 2018

Sometimes, recording sessions just don't go smoothly. Here are some behind the scenes outtakes and silly bloopers from the "Airport Shops" episode. Find out the magic chant that brings Holly back to life, and also hear some choice stories about the Chatfield Girls' mom.


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 24: Airport Shops (With Bonus Music from Kitestring!)

January 16, 2018

Shelley Gang, we had a technical meltdown today—the talk of tchochkes able to be purchased in airports overloaded Holly's computer, so some files were lost. Therefore, right in between Holly's points, you are going to hear the song "Alibi" from Producer Corbin's band Kitestring. And after that, you're also going to hear the word "tchockes" a lot. Like, a lot. Also, in the segment "What's Your Name," the girlos find out what their Goth Lyfe names are.


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 23: Surprise Parties

January 9, 2018

....Surprise! The Chatfield Girls have thrown the Shelley Gang a surprise party! There will be squatty pottys and barf buckets and walking alone at midnight, so it's exactly the type of party that the Shelley Gang was hoping for, right? Julie tries to convince Shelley that surprise parties are awesome, and Holly vehemently disagrees with everything that is discussed in this entire episode. Sister expert Kellie sets them all straight, and Shelley presents another Million-Dollar Idea. C'mon in for a grilled cheese (but not really a grilled cheese--it's all a ploy to get you into this surprise party!).


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 22: Staying Up ‘Til Midnight on NYE

January 2, 2018

Ring in the new year with the Chatfield girls! See if your opinion matches Shelley's, as Holly and Julie inform her about all of the great and terrible things about staying up until midnight on New Year's Eve. Things get a little dicey when the topic of firework comes up, but just go with it. The girls also will inform you of all the latest trends for 2018, including New Year's Trick or Treating, Girl-o Open Eye Glasses, and Chatfield Sisters movies.

Jump in, Shelley Gang!


Shelley Has Opinions Episode 21: Best Christmas Roommate

December 19, 2017

The Chatfield Sisters wish you a "Happy Holidays" as they try and get Shelley to commit to a 12-month lease to be roommates with the Christmas movie character of her dreams. But, who is the perfect roommate? Is it a classic like Santa Claus (and will you have to live with Mrs. Claus), or is it someone a little less ubiquitous like John McClane (make sure you have him put down his deposit)? The intro is long, but worth it if you're looking for more reasons to hate Holly. And Kid Jokes makes its glorious return, with a physics twist! Stay warm out there, Shelley Gang!